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Why we’re skipping church, according to The Onion.   The biggest reason for most of us non-believers (i.e., it’s all a load of bunk) isn’t represented, but it’s The Onion, so I’ll let it slide. Click for high-res photo

Why we’re skipping church, according to The Onion.  

The biggest reason for most of us non-believers (i.e., it’s all a load of bunk) isn’t represented, but it’s The Onion, so I’ll let it slide.

More proof that religious pro-lifers are idiots (as if you needed any).  Backstory:  the article they’re commenting on is blatant, over-the-top satire, from one of the most obviously satirical sites on the entire internet.  Geez Louise. Edit:  here’s the original, since Tumblr shrunk this image so much that it’s hard to read. Click for high-res photo

More proof that religious pro-lifers are idiots (as if you needed any).  Backstory:  the article they’re commenting on is blatant, over-the-top satire, from one of the most obviously satirical sites on the entire internet.  Geez Louise.

Edit:  here’s the original, since Tumblr shrunk this image so much that it’s hard to read.

from the Onion:  Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter ‘Worth the Wait’ for Christian Newlyweds

Slight Inconsistency Found In Bible

From The Onion:

The world’s theological community is in an uproar following Monday’s discovery of a slight inconsistency in the Bible….  believed to be the first time a passage in the Bible has been found to contain flaws in logic.

Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

“Pope Benedict XVI vowed this week to bring the widespread pedophilia within the Roman Catholic Church down to a more manageable level.  Addressing thousands gathered at St. Peter’s Square on Easter Sunday, the pontiff offered his ‘most humble apologies’ to abuse victims, and pledged to reduce the total number of molestations by 60 percent over the next five years.”

This satirical article from The Onion would be appalling if it were true.  The sad thing is, this course of action would be worlds better than what the pope is actually doing.