More proof that religious pro-lifers are idiots (as if you needed any). Backstory: the article they’re commenting on is blatant, over-the-top satire, from one of the most obviously satirical sites on the entire internet. Geez Louise.
Edit: here’s the original, since Tumblr shrunk this image so much that it’s hard to read.
Apparently, a bunch of Christians posted Jesus-y facebook statuses on Sunday, including, “He is risen.” I didn’t see any of that commotion (not enough Jesus-y friends, I guess), but I’ve read about it elsewhere. Here’s my (atheist) friend Chris’s tongue-in-cheek response.
Even though Easter was yesterday and this is a little late, I couldn’t resist posting this amusing Easter story about Jeshua Cottontail, the savior of the animal kingdom.
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Just watch this awesome video. I feel like any description of it would just take away from it. It’s one of the best send-ups of religion I think I’ve ever seen online, no lie.
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from Amazon’s customer reviews of the Bible
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Awesome tumblr … gonna follow immediately.
Father, I need you to clarify …
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I have a favorite pair of headphones that have been lost for quite some time…. After not praying about it and looking everywhere I could think of, I finally came to a drawer in my TV stand. I thought to myself that would be the last place they’d be, but I might as well look anyway. Well lo and behold, that’s where they were! I now have been reunited with my headphones and I couldn’t be happier.
This experience just proved to me the power of non-prayer. The fact that I found my headphones by not praying is proof positive to me that there is no God.
